Splat

splat...right on the floor. Yup that is what I did.

I was working and had to leave the lab and my foot got hooked on the mat we have and sure enough I felt myself go flying through the air. I hit that floor mighty hard with a lot of weight behind it, to impact the fall even more.

I really hurt my knee...it has a good size egg on it, and my lower back hurts too. My ankle, right shoulder, hip, stomach and both boobs took a beating. My neck seems to have a bit of whiplash to it.

I told Steve to try to get me some copies of the fall. I'm sure it is hysterical, to see me flying through the air.

He said that the managers didn't even tell him I fell. They should have told him I fell. so he could investigate my fall.
I told him to just look for me being my old graceful self.
He said my fall couldn't be better then the women who got hit by a car Christmas Eve. He'll let me know who's fall was better after he checks the video out...and I'll let you know.